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1.
A particularly tasty sandwich. Variant of sammich
Ooh, I'm gonna eat me a sammage!
by darabidduckie January 28, 2009
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2.
A gay homosexual, morbidly obese fag, who is generally retarded in every way, extremely un-attractive and very cocky. Also has a profusely herpes infested chode from raping his mother and sister.
Did you see that guy? He looks so sammage!
by ScorePimp June 04, 2011
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3.
Term used to define the act of getting verbally destroyed by someone who is using sam on Microsoft text to speech.
As the result of such utter and horrible sammage derrick proceeded to sit quietly for the rest of the night
by imsannr November 10, 2007
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