samecom 

Samecom - n. v. adj.

1. Used in Internet chat rooms in response to a request for a URL that happens to be the same word as the topic of discussion, but with ".com" appended. See example one for clarification.

2. (As an adjective) Primarily, to describe a URL that is redundant, uninspired, or passé. Informally, as an adjective to describe same but outside of the world wide web.

3. (As a verb) (Rare) To act in an obnoxious, uninspired, lazy or otherwise undesirable manner.

<ChatMan10> Hey, have you guys heard about Google?
<ChatterMan23> URL please?
<ChatMan10> samecom

I looked into that coffee company's website, but it was all too samecom for me.

If I have to go with you to another boring opera, I'm going to samecom so much you'll wish you'd left me at home!

samecom by JoshM December 9, 2008

somecomps 

A shorter way of describing people who you are "friends" within an online sense only. Your social media companions. You go through your lives together online but not in person.

Jerry: That woman over there is looking at you like she knows you. Do you know her?
Gerry: She looks familiar. (scrolls through phone) Yeah, we're friends online.
Jerry: Do you want to go over and say hi?
Gerry: Nope. She just one of my many somecomps. We don't really hang out in the real world.

somecomps by von groovy August 12, 2017