When a women is forced to perform pre-shower oral sex on her partner after a long jog or intense sport activity. The male is sweaty with salt hence the name salty dog.
Jill always loves a good saltydog specially after her boyfriend runs a marathon.
by kingsaltydog January 12, 2012
saltydog

noun; a rabid, fat breed of dog found in Scotland. It is notorious for guzzling pies and attacking young children. It is easily spotted by it's baldness and huge beer-like gut.
"What do you call your saltydog?"

"I call him Cris"
by Nikolas Wipeout May 09, 2005
When someone gives you a blow job when your penis has not been cleaned after the previous use and they look up and complain that it tastes salty, say "ARRR" like a pirate and forcefully pop it back in their mouth, and you have successfully administered the salty dog.
Cue: You taste salty, ewwww!!! (or any variation)
You say: Aye matey, that's me salty dog. ARRR!!!

by JustinOther September 15, 2007
A certain young male residing in a small city in the province of Saskatchewan, Canada. He is defined by his ability to manipulate women and girls. Not only destroying girls mentally but also making them fall in love simultaneoulsy. He is your typical blonde hair, blue eye'd charming triple threat. From his experiences and tales the term SALTED has been been coined in an effort to explain and define what happens to a girl or guy when they are screwed over in any situation. He is dangerous. A true sick beauty.

You cannot salt the Saltydog.
She was "salted" by the Saltydog.
by Saucingoat93 June 23, 2014
The act of defecating into the ocean thereby allowing for salty sea water to gently enter your anus. Local to New York.
"Damn no bathrooms in sight, might have to resort to a salty dog in the Atlantic."

"My asshole is always so sensitive after a salty dog. It's worth it though."
by The Salty Dogster August 14, 2011
When your sneakers are worn with no socks on and your feet sweat making them stink like a salty stank dog
Damn son the whole movie theater can smell those salty dogs
by Eddie O Spaghetti O July 13, 2009
saltydog; noun.

1) Fat, bald, pie eating spammer

2) Alleged sex offender
1. "Dude, don't be such a saltydog, leave some pies for us".

2. "Cris you Saltydog, leave those girls alone"
by Nikolas Wipeout May 09, 2005
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