When a guy does not take a shower till the point of smelling so bad it could make people cry. Then, the guy gets head at which will leave a salty, nasty, taste in the girl's mouth.
Jerry: "Mark you smell like ass why don't you go take a shower."

Mark: "No bra I want to give sarah a salty dog later tonight."
by chief bigstick May 15, 2011
North Jersey slang for letting a girl give you a blowjob after you have ALREADY had sex with another woman WITHOUT washing your dick first
That girl is such a pig! After I banged Renee, I drove over to Sherries place and gave her the Salty Dog!
by A REAL Cugine April 22, 2008
In the mid Illinois region such as any area between Chicago and Joliet this word is used to define an individual after he/she does something stupid, ridiculous, or embarrassing.
Cue your friend forgets his wallet at home.
You say ah you're a Salty dog.
by JxTwin June 09, 2009
An individal seasoned by their experience who does unscrupulous things.
When the sherif walked onto the crime scene and looked upon the masacre he expressed:

"This is the work of a salty dog, they ain't no squirrely amatures."
by Michael Burt January 16, 2007
a man usually between ages 16-65 who has so much self confidence, they believe they can get with any girl by A- making cat noises , B- trying multiple times to make a move and get denied EVERYtime , C- touch a girl in her "private" area when it is clear he is unwanted , D- texting her at 3 in the morning saying "yo can I come over?" , E- being too honest and saying , things like "you have a nice a*s" or "lets f*ck tonight".
ME - That guy is sucha salty dog, he text me at 3 last night asking to hang out.
FRIEND 1 - woww he texted me too!
FRIEND 2 - no way he called me last night!
FRIEND 3 - he asked if i was DTF
by Rachelx2 Hailey Steph Robyn December 29, 2008
Referring to something that happen to you that you want to blame on the dog. The dog comes from the story... So there was a boy who got 2 new things, a dog, and a white couch. He was doing his girl up the ass, hit a gland, and she shit all over the new couch. When the parents got home and he blamed the dog, so they had the new dog put to sleep...I.E. SALTY DOG
-Damn you just gave you a f in bio,
-i know
-thats a salty dog
by Ben"jamin" March 04, 2008
Vodka and grapefruit juice glassed, with salt around the rim.
Pucker up, lads.
by Digs June 30, 2004

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