Saltanat 

Saltanat is a girl who will beat the shit out of anyone who messes with her friends and poke out eyes of bitches who hit on her man! Hates lairs and quitters, doesn't take "no" for an answer. Amazing dancer and friend. Beautiful Kazakh woman, who has been hardened by life.
Salta, Salty

Salta suggested to go for movies...Dude, we better agree or she will kick our ass.
Saltanat is dancing?! Stop whatever you're doing and watch!

Saltanat by semiramida7 June 1, 2014

Saltan Pepper 

A Saltan Pepper is the person who NOBODY LIKES and acts as if they like you, and agree with you, but are actually salty. And will talk smack and snitch behind your very ass. The common saltan pepper pretends to be pepper - but is actually saltan.

That little snitching saltan pepper

Saltan Pepper by Sub to Saltan Pepper May 4, 2020

Saltan 

To love oneself unconditionally while at the same time to be completely oblivious to the fact that you're actually annoying everyone within a 200 mile radius.

Putting oneself before everyone and everything that actually matters, being the centre of your own attention, and thinking that the whole world loves you for it.

Dude, you're so up your own ass you're practially Saltan.

I thought that everyone loved me, turned out I was just pulling a Saltan.

Saltan by DeeAy June 6, 2007

Saltlantis 

This magical land appears every once in a blue moon.
It only happens when you get liberals, shitlibs and social justice warriors so riled up that they will go to the ends of time to tell EVERYBODY on earth how upset they are. They will stomp and bawl like babies until things go their way. They don't, and so the old song goes, saltlantis must born.

They begin screaming, a piercing shrieking so intense it would put a banshee to shame. Snot dripping heavily out of their face, a scrunched look to give a pug a run for its money and eyes so red they pierce right through the devil himself.

A collective ass pain so intense, the mythical and wonderful land of saltlantis begins to rise from the earths core to manifest itself to mortal eyes.

"...and now, Donald Trump is the 45th President of the unites states..."
...
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!”

Then the earth rumbles. Screaming can be heard intensifying rapidly, almost like several thousands cows being crippled at once. A satisfying, but terrible ballad. A disharmonious harmony. Something so beautiful it shouldn't exist.

The floor cracks with a deep and thunderous roar, buildings collapse, trash cans get hit. Concrete and stones crumble to a magnifict extent, making a fiery fissure as big as a canyon, or a regular sized feminist.

Out of the debris, an unknown and esoteric land erects out into the public. An unknown but extremely familiar city.

BEHOLD! THE LAND KNOWN AS SALTLANTIS!!! EVERY SINGLE CONCENTRATED FRUSTRATION MADE INTO A UTOPIA FROM TARD RAGE!!

Saltlantis by Giga Donkey Dick March 8, 2017

salapander 

A homosexual suffering from dwarfism.

Jared:Hey man did you see that salapander running up that hill?
Mark: Yea man i think he's trying to find his lucky charms!

salapander by Al Gore 22 November 12, 2007

saltman 

A bossman who steady drops pinches of salt on the slugs pocket watching. A man's man, one your girl wishes she had but never will. Can be dangerous and aggressive, knows everyone you think you know. Won't hesitate to squash you respectfully. A trademarker of all things Like this word.

Man that guys a real saltman, staying salty is his job. Steer clear of him unless your intentions are perfect.

saltman by Saltmanloud May 18, 2021

saltan 

the sexiest dude in the world smoke weed all day every day

dude saltan is a sexy stoner guy

saltan by Anonymous June 16, 2003