3 definitions by Giga Donkey Dick
This magical land appears every once in a blue moon.
It only happens when you get liberals, shitlibs and social justice warriors so riled up that they will go to the ends of time to tell EVERYBODY on earth how upset they are. They will stomp and bawl like babies until things go their way. They don't, and so the old song goes, saltlantis must born.
They begin screaming, a piercing shrieking so intense it would put a banshee to shame. Snot dripping heavily out of their face, a scrunched look to give a pug a run for its money and eyes so red they pierce right through the devil himself.
A collective ass pain so intense, the mythical and wonderful land of saltlantis begins to rise from the earths core to manifest itself to mortal eyes.
It only happens when you get liberals, shitlibs and social justice warriors so riled up that they will go to the ends of time to tell EVERYBODY on earth how upset they are. They will stomp and bawl like babies until things go their way. They don't, and so the old song goes, saltlantis must born.
They begin screaming, a piercing shrieking so intense it would put a banshee to shame. Snot dripping heavily out of their face, a scrunched look to give a pug a run for its money and eyes so red they pierce right through the devil himself.
A collective ass pain so intense, the mythical and wonderful land of saltlantis begins to rise from the earths core to manifest itself to mortal eyes.
"...and now, Donald Trump is the 45th President of the unites states..."
...
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!”
Then the earth rumbles. Screaming can be heard intensifying rapidly, almost like several thousands cows being crippled at once. A satisfying, but terrible ballad. A disharmonious harmony. Something so beautiful it shouldn't exist.
The floor cracks with a deep and thunderous roar, buildings collapse, trash cans get hit. Concrete and stones crumble to a magnifict extent, making a fiery fissure as big as a canyon, or a regular sized feminist.
Out of the debris, an unknown and esoteric land erects out into the public. An unknown but extremely familiar city.
BEHOLD! THE LAND KNOWN AS SALTLANTIS!!! EVERY SINGLE CONCENTRATED FRUSTRATION MADE INTO A UTOPIA FROM TARD RAGE!!
...
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!”
Then the earth rumbles. Screaming can be heard intensifying rapidly, almost like several thousands cows being crippled at once. A satisfying, but terrible ballad. A disharmonious harmony. Something so beautiful it shouldn't exist.
The floor cracks with a deep and thunderous roar, buildings collapse, trash cans get hit. Concrete and stones crumble to a magnifict extent, making a fiery fissure as big as a canyon, or a regular sized feminist.
Out of the debris, an unknown and esoteric land erects out into the public. An unknown but extremely familiar city.
BEHOLD! THE LAND KNOWN AS SALTLANTIS!!! EVERY SINGLE CONCENTRATED FRUSTRATION MADE INTO A UTOPIA FROM TARD RAGE!!
by Giga Donkey Dick March 9, 2017
Someone who is always thirsty no matter what. Like a camel that takes a really long time to finish drinking water from an oasis, the person called a camel suffers from the same length required to quench their thirst.
It doesn't matter if they've just had sex recently, they'll never be satisfied and will want to do it again, and again...and again.
This can also apply to someone who can't stop talking about sex and how much they wanna fuck people.
It doesn't matter if they've just had sex recently, they'll never be satisfied and will want to do it again, and again...and again.
This can also apply to someone who can't stop talking about sex and how much they wanna fuck people.
I.E #1
Beth: Come on Babe, let's fuck again. I have an itch I want to scratch!👄
Jerry: What!? But we just had sex a half hour ago. What the fuck!
Beth: I know, but I wanna do it again. I wanna ride your cock like a rollercoaster. Come on, get on me and pound the fuck out of me.
Jerry: Jesus. Bitch, you're a fucking camel!
I. E #2
Josh: Damn, Kim Kardashian has a big ol Badonkadonk, I'd like me some of that.
Julia: Oh. OK. Cool.
Josh: How about that Nicki Minaj, eh? She's packing heat too. I'd like to slither my anaconda in her buns if you know what I mean.
Julia: Okay man, I get it. Jeez.
Josh: I'd give Arianna Grande the Banana Madr-
Julia: DUDE, JUST FUCKING STOP. Seriously, go masturbate or get laid, just PLEASE stop telling me this nasty ass shit, you fucking camel!
Beth: Come on Babe, let's fuck again. I have an itch I want to scratch!👄
Jerry: What!? But we just had sex a half hour ago. What the fuck!
Beth: I know, but I wanna do it again. I wanna ride your cock like a rollercoaster. Come on, get on me and pound the fuck out of me.
Jerry: Jesus. Bitch, you're a fucking camel!
I. E #2
Josh: Damn, Kim Kardashian has a big ol Badonkadonk, I'd like me some of that.
Julia: Oh. OK. Cool.
Josh: How about that Nicki Minaj, eh? She's packing heat too. I'd like to slither my anaconda in her buns if you know what I mean.
Julia: Okay man, I get it. Jeez.
Josh: I'd give Arianna Grande the Banana Madr-
Julia: DUDE, JUST FUCKING STOP. Seriously, go masturbate or get laid, just PLEASE stop telling me this nasty ass shit, you fucking camel!
by Giga Donkey Dick September 17, 2016
Mainly an obnoxious memer of Hispanic/Latino descent. Never shuts up the fuck up about 'Dank' Facebook memes, unironically screams "Normie", watches an abudant amount of anime to an unhealthy extent and is a loudmouthed cunt. Always repeats the same shitty 5 memes and to no ones surprise, they aren't funny except to other cringe-inducing memer beaners. Zero originality. Frequent post-exodus 4chan user. Cancer incarnate.
Think: Dorky fat guy cliche, but annoying.
IQ below ~95
Think: Dorky fat guy cliche, but annoying.
IQ below ~95
Paco: BRUH! Look at this DANK MEME COMPILATION!! Holy fuck broooo it's soooo funny.
John: Shut the fuck with your unfunny fucking memes before I deport your fatass back to your garbage third world country. Fucking memer beaners I swear.
Paco: SALLLTYYYY!!!
John: Shut the fuck with your unfunny fucking memes before I deport your fatass back to your garbage third world country. Fucking memer beaners I swear.
Paco: SALLLTYYYY!!!
by Giga Donkey Dick December 2, 2017