Saltined

The crunching up and spreading of saltine crackers onto one's car, driveway, or house resulting in the owner having to pick up the salty debris via hands. This is considered a very personal offense in Western cultures.

"Ay yo T.J. yo car just called saltined by some janky-ass bitches!"

by jdaddybezee June 20, 2009

saltining

When a male takes his erect penis and smashes a Saltine cracker with it.

Yo bro, lets go saltining.

by The Big Boom September 6, 2011

Saltine

A salty white person. Referring to the slang term cracker as a white person.

Bro stop being a saltine

by Pause Applause April 23, 2017

saltine

A saltine is a person who is a cracker/cracka and is also a square. The term is derived from the famous saltine brand of crackers, which are square shaped.

That dude is a muddafuggin saltine -- a cracka and a square!

by hustlerballer April 13, 2006

Saltine

A triggered white boy. A non-triggered white boy is called a cracker, but saltines are a little extra SALTY.

"Bruh I ate one of that kid's animal cookies and he started hissing at me and slapping me"
"Yeah he's a saltine"

by YoungRatChild March 18, 2017

Saltine

A very angry white person

I spilled my beer on this guy at the bar, next thing I know I'm getting jumped by a bunch of saltines.

by dIksOuTfurHaramamamamabe March 12, 2015

saltinator

Someone, who deliberately tries to make you salty.

Dude, John is such a saltinator, he can't stand it when I am emotionally balanced.

by RicsiRL June 20, 2015