Saltiest of baes 

When urban dictionary does not approve the word you want to add but accepts a shit load of bullshit from other people :(

Guy1: Dude how ya feelin today
Guy2: I am the saltiest of baes :(
Guy1: Oh, I won't bother you then...

Saltiest of baes by WoahNugget May 19, 2018

Saltiest Spittoon 

When you drink the cum from the my little pony cum jar

My jar just filled, im going to have the saltiest spittoon and share it with my girl.

Saltiest Spittoon by Saltiestsweetest66 January 24, 2021

Saltiest Dog

The act of mastering the "trade" with the ladies. You are the saltiest dog meaning that you get the most action from the ladies. Also meaning you have no problem getting action.

Bro1:Did you see Carson Smith with those girls?

Bro2: ya he is the saltiest dog. He gets so much action.

Saltiest Dog by Hellothere24 August 6, 2015

the saltiest nut 

Masturbating while crying.

“I busted the saltiest nut over Jessica yesterday”

the saltiest nut by nottherealilluminati June 25, 2018

saltfest 

A specific time or situation in which a person is very salty or upset about something that has occured to them or affects them. It also might be a time period when someone is very ornery and impatient.

Mike: Hey, man. What did you get on that Trig test?

Pete: A 42. It's going to bring my average way down. It sucks!

Mike: Bet you're having a saltfest.

saltfest by Abbie Hicks June 16, 2008

Mister Salties

A guy's balls; male genitalia

"You got some nice Mister Salties down there."

Mister Salties by Pickles Lubzie January 26, 2010

Salties 

To a person from China (Refer to Mainlander) The term "Salties" is a shortened word for "Salt Water" (As the Stereotype goes: All Mainlanders swim across the Ocean to arrive in our country "Ocean = Salt Water". Speaks Loud, has no regards to anyone around them, speaks with a horrific accent (Known as a Beijing accent) They wear mismatching clothing that has no regard for each other and often wear white rimmed glasses that defy fashion. Knows enough English to communicate but rather talks in their beautiful Beijing Accent.

*A Bunch of a Mainlanders enter the Classroom and sit down*

A: What just happend? It smells like the Ocean.

B: Because a bunch of Salties came in.

Salties by Saltless May 26, 2010