A term used (diss) after insulting someone where the person then feels like an idiot. Usually said by a peanut gallery.
Guy1:Why the hell are you going out with Veronica? She's a fucking slut
Guy2:It's better than having no girl, are you sure you're not gay?
Guy3(Salter):SALTED!
Guy2:It's better than having no girl, are you sure you're not gay?
Guy3(Salter):SALTED!
by ¿ManWithWords? April 27, 2009
by ur nan is my grandad January 4, 2018
You: Your buddy Brett needs to go, he's pouring salt all over my game.
Buddy: Yeah, he's a well known game salter in the community
Buddy: Yeah, he's a well known game salter in the community
by lebowski9er March 6, 2008
hes a nice guy and gets turned on by everything and loves stuff like gay rat and rape fish he has a awesomely speshy personality and also is friends with jake moran also hes a bang out at science and he is a rainbow 6 sege player and plays fortnut subscribe to his youtube channel gastly gaming.rowans are creative, artistic, and just generally, intelligent...
sometimes.
rowans moods can swing from distant genius, to hyper spaz, and sometimes, a spazzy genius and sometimes spazzzzzy spaz spesh
rowans hate being labeled, and will let you know that by viciously tearing you apart either verbally, or physically.
rowans are generally, cat-like, obsessing over strange/shiny/pretty things and love attention, but do not like to brag/ show off to get it.
love them or hate them, rowans force you to think sexual about them, and no matter what you tell them, they will continue to do what they want, be who they want, and jiggle your mind and balls along the the way
don't get cocky with a rowan, they have some of the most evil comebacks, it makes you feel sorry for them and hate them at the same time
sometimes.
rowans moods can swing from distant genius, to hyper spaz, and sometimes, a spazzy genius and sometimes spazzzzzy spaz spesh
rowans hate being labeled, and will let you know that by viciously tearing you apart either verbally, or physically.
rowans are generally, cat-like, obsessing over strange/shiny/pretty things and love attention, but do not like to brag/ show off to get it.
love them or hate them, rowans force you to think sexual about them, and no matter what you tell them, they will continue to do what they want, be who they want, and jiggle your mind and balls along the the way
don't get cocky with a rowan, they have some of the most evil comebacks, it makes you feel sorry for them and hate them at the same time
being rowan salter is a weird experience
by jaeger pilot99 January 9, 2019
by BigDong7 November 5, 2020
one who attempts to glamorize their mundane lives via grandstanding and/or grandiloquent and pompous behavior.
by john p awesome February 23, 2010
rowan salter is a funny kind sometimes weird(but i love him anyway) boy who is friends with everyone but loves his girlfriend and all ways has time for her
by Rowans girlfriend March 11, 2019