Whenever coitus is performed at the beach in the breakers, and the balls are slapping off of the receivers ass cheeks while simultaneously waves crash and break hitting the receiver’s face filling their mouth with salt water. At the end, the receiver must keep their mouth closed and the salty load of cum is masked by the relentless salt water slapping.
Mike: Hey Trav - did you take a walk on the beach last night with your girlfriend and propose to her?

Travis (Travvy): No, I didn’t propose. But I whispered sweet nothings in her ear and things got hot and heavy. I bent her over in the sand where the waves were breaking and gave her the ole ‘in and outtie

Mike: no, my friend - you gave her the ‘Salt Water Travvy’
by Chahlee May 10, 2022
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Meaning Cuntwaffle, shady, too faced. Addicted to attention.
by opyo December 30, 2021
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A description for a females vagina that is incredibly wet (particularly after an orgasm) and with a salty flavor.
"Emma took a quick dip in Britney s salt water lake before there was another drought ".
by zombifiedgrass October 20, 2015
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(Noun) - to apply cologne, perfume and/or deodorant after having excerted physical labor or spent at taxing amount of time in an office environment.
Oh man, after work I had to pick up my girlfriend and go to her parents for dinner. I only had time to take a salt water shower in the bathroom at work.

sweat shower salt perspiration
by MR. Polo1987 September 1, 2015
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