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caucasian salsa 

Damn it Nancy you put to much Caucasian salsa on my sandwich and now it’s to spicy
caucasian salsa by E-dawg, J-dawg November 9, 2018

Chips and Salsa

A wonderfully tasty, savory snack, sometimes served at parties/get-togethers, and an appetizer staple at Mexican restaurants.

-Requires a bag of tortilla/corn chips, and salsa (a Spanish/Latin American-originated sauce often consisting of tomatoes, onions, peppers, and spices) for dipping the chips in. The salsa can range from very mild to very hot/spicy. Many Mexican restaurants serve their own house-made chips with salsa complimentary to your table.

This snack is very popular and can be very addicting.
Guy at Mexican restaurant: "Hey waiter, more chips and salsa please... *hic*"

Waiter: "Sorry sir, you've already had 16 rounds. I'm cutting you off."

joshua put his dick in the salsa again

Kid: Mom, joshua put his dick in the salsa again.
Mom: GOD DAMN IT JOSHUA

vampire salsa 

heavy, thick flow during your period
My uterus feels terrible when I make vampire salsa every month.
vampire salsa by redbatgrrl December 29, 2010

Salsamole 

When the guy in charge of providing both the salsa and the guacamole for a party mixes both of the dips together resulting in a single tasty dip, becoming salsamole.
guys, I'm sorry but I kind of ended up with both dips in the same bowl.... I'll just call it Salsamole a
Salsamole by barney310 March 17, 2011

salsa sammy

When your boyfriend dumps salsa on your ass before tenderly fucking you
Dude imma give you a rough salsa Sammy tonight
salsa sammy by Jimmysmith February 11, 2015