An AIM bot used like a three way call; The Salmon (using a screen name with Salmon in it) IMs you when you update a website like LiveJournal (assuming you have provided a screen name on your profile) and when you respond, you are connected with another person being Salmoned at random. This usually results in confusion for both parties but in lulz for the operator salmoning, who gets to read the entire conversation until they begin using their own screen names to talk.
Salmoning is probably fun but the operators never say who they are.
I wonder if CredulousSalmon is salmoning.
I wonder if CredulousSalmon is salmoning.
by High on Life July 11, 2008
When someone answers an obvious question, someone can shout "salmon on the floor" and the answerer must lie on the floor, wiggle like a salmon and shout "I'm a salmon".
by Joanna Barret Hound February 20, 2012
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by gornhoiy December 18, 2008
Female at 8 or above on the hot or not scale. A word that is used to notify other men of a woman that is an 8 or above in the immdiate area.
It can also be used as the opposite of Tuna- a not so fresh female.
A Female Calling your Cell Phone or What is that the Salmon calling?
It can also be used as the opposite of Tuna- a not so fresh female.
A Female Calling your Cell Phone or What is that the Salmon calling?
Hey Jimmy how were the Salmon at the beach today?
Hey Christoforos, did you have at Mary Jane Tuna Snatch again?
No Jonathan, after I got the HEP it is all Salmon for me.
Sorry guys it is a Salmon calling.
Hey Christoforos, did you have at Mary Jane Tuna Snatch again?
No Jonathan, after I got the HEP it is all Salmon for me.
Sorry guys it is a Salmon calling.
by e9a3 July 5, 2009
A very mild slap across the face>
You start with original slap, then hit the face again on the backhand.
It originates from the tail action from a "salmon" whilst it swims
You start with original slap, then hit the face again on the backhand.
It originates from the tail action from a "salmon" whilst it swims
by cheesypeasjlk June 26, 2007