salmoneus

A crazy hippie who is obsessed with santa hats. It is rumored that a salmoneus hoards them and worships them. How scary!

Fransisco: Hey man, what happened to my santa hat?
Rosario: A salmoneus probably stole it. What a loser.

salmoneus by butt muncher200 March 25, 2008

Salmoneus

A person that farts to keep himself occupied.

Jim: Hey Jordan, whatcha doing.

*Jordan lets one rips and giggles*

JIm: Jordan, your such a Salmoneus!

Salmoneus by Jippa March 23, 2008

Salmoneus

An internet meme that misleads someone to a RuneScape Fansite which was made by a guy called Salmoneus

Tusho pulled a Salmoneus

Salmoneus by Exodiara January 11, 2009

Salmoneus

To trick or mislead someone, like a rick roll. He is also the owner of a popular RuneScape fansite.

Tusho pulled a Salmoneus

Salmoneus by Exodiara January 11, 2009

Mohammed bin Salmonella 

Mohammed bin Salmonella, a.k.a. bin Salman is an inbred crown prince and practically the dictator in an oil-saturated, extreme conservative shithole called Saudi Arabia. He is a toxic and murderous sandnigger who doesn't tolerate criticism, he ordered the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, Turkey. His way of controlling are arrests, torture, rapings and murders, he is behind Saudi Arabian-led intervention in Yemen since 2015 because its authoritarian president (whose name no one remembers) asked for help, so far (2021) the war hasn't been successful for the alliance, being described as a military stalemate, except in one respect, it has only been successful in violating human rights.

- "I assume Mohammed bin Salmonella doesn't suffer from diarrhea, despite his name."
- "I guess you're right, rather the diarrhea suffers from that dune coon."

Mohammed bin Salmonella by O. W. Tongueincheek December 9, 2021

Salmonellafitzgerald 

A disease that causes the infected person to look like Ella Fitzgerald, a famous musician. Another symptom is random and spontaneous "scat" singing. The only known cure is to lick a chimp.

"I have....Salmonellafitzgerald! Ba do boop, zibbidy bop sha waaaahhhh!"

Salmonellafitzgerald by Jsuper John November 8, 2011

ass-salmonella

A common side-effect of using eggwash as anal lube.

Dustin, you shouldn't use eggwas as anal lube with Precious... you're gonna give her ass-salmonella!

ass-salmonella by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018