Salmonyla 

Pronounced (sal-mo-ny-la)

A disease in which one has the ability to produce extremely large amounts of cum without controlling it. The loads have been known to range between .9 and 1.1 liters.

Rob- Hey Brendan, what the fuck happened here ? It was fucking skyler again, he rained on a girl and just left her there passed out. When I asked him what happened, he told me he was unable to control his salmonyla because he forgot to take his pills.

Dave- Hey i have the disease too !

Salmonyla by Da Byla October 20, 2009

Salminate 

The action of salminating. Is usually a part of the salmination process. Men and women both salminate, sometimes together, other times alone. Anything walking/living can and will be salminated. Some salminate more than others, none go unsalminated their entire life.

"Yo what you boys up to?"
"Bro were just bustin a mission, tryna salminate anything walking"
"Word"

Salminate by NastyNoel November 22, 2020

Salminating

1) The act of heavily supporting Finland and its education system over all others, especially American education.

2) The act of sharing useless personal information about oneself, their country, or their boyfriend to people who don't give a shit.

Yesterday, my friend was salminating on and on about how Finland is much better than America.

Salminating by YellowMan1 November 6, 2011

saminal 

Creatures that reside in the great ocean that you do not want to encounter while participating in various aquatic activities (i.e. a sneal, see aforementioned definition)

Oh snap I just touched a saminal!

saminal by Ryan De Sneal Paton January 28, 2007

Saminaka 

That is a very rare and special girl name. Probably of Afghan origin. Girls with this name are especially honest and loyal. You can have a lot of fun with Saminakas and you can trust them. Beauty seems to be part of the name, so if you find a Saminaka never let her go. Over and out ♥

"Hey Saminaka! Can I have the other half of your lemon?"
"Yes of course!"

Saminaka by Saminaka November 17, 2020

SalamiHalal 

The Salami is very halal, so call your friendly neighbourhood SalamiHalal

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SalamiHalal by Denzel George Washington March 24, 2022