(1) Pertaining to a combination of particularly unlucky circumstances which cause an individual to feel that they are destined for failure, or "fucked."
(2) A phrase used by people who do not enjoy or appreciate salad as a part of their regular diets, unless it is covered in ranch dressing, fried onion crisps, or so on.
(2) A phrase used by people who do not enjoy or appreciate salad as a part of their regular diets, unless it is covered in ranch dressing, fried onion crisps, or so on.
(1) After getting a ride to class from a friend because he had woken up to three flat tires, Jack learned that he failed his psychology final. To make matters worse, when Jack's friend dropped him off at home, they discovered that the curb they'd hopped on the way to school was actually Jack's pet cat. Jack's friend looked at him apologetically and said "Sorry man, that's a real fuck salad you've got there."
(2) "Fuck salad," said Sheri, "I hate leafy vegetables."
(2) "Fuck salad," said Sheri, "I hate leafy vegetables."
by lcnasty April 13, 2010
the act of tittie fucking a girl backwords, while your ass is in her face... loving your ass with her tongue
When Jose' wanted to tittie fuck me, I told that bitch to turn around so I could stick my tongue in his ass and love some tossed salad tittie fuckin!
by permatt January 31, 2010
Becoming drunk to the point of anger or easy irritability at items around but not related to the source of anger.
the first recorded use of the term "fuck salad drunk" was when a drunk man sat down at a restaurant with some friends, and ordered food. when the waitress returned he asked where his steak was. she said it was on the way soon and set down his salad, that came with the meal. he exclaimed "fuck salad!" and smacked the dish from the table, yelling "i want my steak!". the term spread from there to include all forms of over inebriation.
by hurricane boxstep May 2, 2010