sakonitus

1. the constant failure of typing in English

2. excessive use of the backspace

3. disease known to cause loss in verbal cohesiveness and could lead to Tourette syndrome

Ex. 1: "Hey man, did you hear that guy contracted sakonitus from constant use of the backspace?"

Ex. 2:
John: Wut pu?
Jane: lolz fail. *up, you have sakonitus or something?

sakonitus by JTStrobl November 15, 2010

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sakovits

A person that tries to be your friend but ends up to be a rapist and has a small peen.

He's such a sakovits, he is just a bad person.

sakovits by Jzxy June 22, 2019

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Related Words

sakonitus • sakovits • Sionitus • Coitus saxonicus • Semi Permeable Skinitus

Coitus saxonicus

Noun. A form of contraception where a man squeezes the base of his penis immediately prior to ejaculation so that the semen is diverted to the bladder.

Woman: Quagmire you forgot to buy a condom!
Quagmire : Don't worry darlin', tonight I'm using Coitus saxonicus! Giggity!

Coitus saxonicus by Quagman November 27, 2012

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Sionitus

The emotion where you suddenly feel like running into something as fast as possible to try and break it because of some stupid shit that pissed you off

1: Whats wrong man
2: That stupid meme gave me Sionitus

*Precedes to break the door by run into it as fast as possible

Sionitus by SaltEaterMidir March 5, 2019

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Semi Permeable Skinitus

A very rare condition where the skin of a person is semi permeable. The skin therefore allows the transfer of small objects through it and into the body

Around one in every 500 million people have semi permeable skinitus.

Semi Permeable Skinitus by World Health Organisation May 1, 2020

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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