O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper 

This is something you repeat to yourself over and over again as fast as you can when trying to urgently find a toilet because you are holding in a huge bowl movement that feels like it is about to explode out your ass at any unsuspecting momoent.

Your stomach is aching, and gurgling, and you feel you cant hold it any longer.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.

O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper by ---->In.Need.Of.A.Toilet<---- July 23, 2009

O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper 

When you can't hold your shit in anymore....
This is something you repeat to yourself as fast as you can while urgently trying to get to the nearest toilet, before you accidentally shit all over yourself.

At work today...I had to super speed walk down the hall, while clinching my butt-checks together in order to get to the nearest toilet. Or else I would have shitted all over myself... The whole way there I was chanting "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" repeatedly as fast as I could.

I successfully made it to the toilet though!... I think the "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" chant keeps you from shitting all over yourself.

Thank God I didn't shit all over myself!

O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper by _-_-_->The Shit Master<-_-_-_ July 24, 2009

The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals 

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.

The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.

The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015

St.Onge (saint Onge) 

1.(n.)One who has a mass amount of booty and likes to strut it all night long.
2. (n.)One who likes to dub people ice queen and proclaim that they are very icy.
3.(n.)holy angel
4.(n.)someone who prefers skanking from place to place on oppose to walking.

"That kid is a tool, no wait he's a St.Onge",
"That kid beleives certain people are rather icy and have cold hearts",
"I think i was protected from getting hurt in the car crash by my St.Onge

St.Onge (saint Onge) by sissy spacix December 15, 2003

The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed 

You think he won't get near your weed? Oh he will. He will get near your weed. And then it's all over. This man isn't afraid to smoke your weed without you. So be friendly, let the man get in on your blunt or bowl pack. He'll def return the favor with you eventually. Trust me.

Random stoner: "Hey killer you look way too sober. Get in on this bacon wrapped blunt homie"
The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed: "Bacon wrapped? I'ma have to try not to eat this bitch."

The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed by Rocketshoesbubblewrapsnake November 7, 2013

Saint-Ouen 

Common keyword to designate a big nintendo smash party, usually during two or three day.

_Saint-Ouen next week ?

_ can't wait to go Saint-Ouen

_ Saint-Ouen and chill ?

Saint-Ouen by CpasIsaac June 19, 2019

saint on this patty 

phrase coined for the college season surrounding st. patrick’s day. typically used by women to make it known that what to be railed.

girl: why don’t u saint on this patty?
boy: say less.

saint on this patty by reala$$b1txh March 13, 2023