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Ol' Saint Nick 

To apply copious amounts of Gold Bond or baby powder to one's scrotum, then to stand over a reclining woman and to lower one's balls over her lower face and chin in a repeated fashion so as to create a powdery beard while chanting, "Ho, ho, ho..."
Ronnie was feeling in the festive spirit and decided to give his girlfriend the Ol' Saint Nick before leaving for work that morning.
Ol' Saint Nick by r.p. ribbons November 1, 2012
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old saint nick 

The real name for the man you breaks into your house and eats everything you have, but only leaves a box of coal under your tree.
Oh mah god!!! Your real name is Old saint Nick!!!
old saint nick by Random perosn February 22, 2019

Saint Nickolas 

Incorrect spelling of Saint Nicholas. He was very religious and had a reputation of giving gifts to people in secret. Father Christmas is based off of him.
"Saint Nickolas? Dude, I know there are variants to the name but that's not how you spell Saint Nicholas."
Saint Nickolas by Darts'un December 15, 2013

Saint Nicholas Surprise 

The act of pooping in a shoe. Traditionally, the Feast of St. Nicholas (December 6th) involves placing a small gift in a pair of shoes. The Saint Nicholas Surprise, however, is a different kind of gift. One which is not usually desired.
Jared left his shoes in the living room last night, so I decided to him the ol' Saint Nicholas Surprise. He was unhappy.

Saint Nick 

When you pull out and cover her face like a beard with cum, upon finishing slap her yelling "merry christmas, ho ho ho"
Kate: My face sure is sore today

Jill: I guess John gave her the old saint nick last night
Saint Nick by 3rdcoastplaytown March 2, 2011

saint nicholas 

When you are having sex with a female and she begins to cum on your dick. Before you can finish she decided she wants to finish you with oral. In the process of performing oral her cum spreads over her upper lip and on her chin causing her to look like she has a beard and mustache.
Becky couldn't help but finish me with oral after she came and after she finished me off she had a thick Saint Nicholas.
saint nicholas by Dantastic454 August 5, 2014

Saint Nickelas 

Sarcastic term for da "worshipingly placing on a lofty pedestal" way dat a naive youngster views any indulgent adult who is always forthcoming wif da shiny "Jefferson discs" whenever said pint-sized requests dem to buy gum/candy, a ride on a mechanical horse, etc.
While it is certainly true dat having a "Saint Nickelas" in a youngster's family or social circle of grownups may indeed seem wonderful and pleasurable to said small child, such easy-to-come-by monetary indulgence can lead to a lack of financial awareness/savvy, false sense of entitlement, laziness, etc. If da child's parents are not overly forthcoming wif said resources themselves, it is probably because they are trying to teach their offspring dat "money doesn't grow on trees", and thus honestly-acquired funds must be earned through honest labor and/or prudent investing, not merely be begged for; having someone else be a ready source of loose change will only undermine said spartan parents' teachings.
Saint Nickelas by QuacksO November 14, 2021