Bob Sagetted 

A verb describing a failed attempt at commentary by a friend while watching a humorous video.

*While watching a video of a fat woman slipping*
Friend: Nice trip, see you next fall!
You: Wow, you totally just Bob Sagetted that video!

Bob Sagetted by Ryan Ayyyyyy December 14, 2008

sgetty 

Someone with bandy-like legs or arms. If both of these are seen to be sgetty, the person who is in possession of the limbs should be know as a 'Sget Fest'.
The word sget is adopted from Spagetti.

damn! check that boy out! look at his arms goin all wild, he outta control! that boy got himself some sgetty rite thurr!

sgetty by Alex 'The Boy' Deir June 26, 2008

Sagetry 

The practice of the cult religion, "Bob Saget is God."
Sagetrist- one who practices Sagetry.

I've just converted from Buddhism to Sagetry.

Sagetry by Morbid = Love August 29, 2006

Sagettry 

The act of telling a person or a group something you think is not well known or profound, but is common knowledge. Stemming from the late 90's, this was derived from the know-it-all of your friend group or family that couldn't wait to share that Bob Saget was actually a dirty comic and not anything like his character on Full house. The issue is, we already knew this.

"Did you know that Bob Saget is actually a very dirty comic? It's so hard believe because he's such a nice guy in Full House"
"Susan, someone needs to call you out on your sagettry, everyone knows Bob Saget is a dirty comic."

"Wow that's crazy, did you know that tomatoes are actually a fruit?"
"Yeah, Tim. We know, we all know, we've known that since 3rd grade science class."

Sagettry by Suuurepal January 16, 2021

Sagette 

Mostly used for girls, Sagette always aims to achieve her goals in every way. She is an ideal politician because she is just and loyal. She is also very wise and delicate. She doesn’t easily get hurt and doesn’t cry often when she gets hurt. She is also very good in persuading people.

“Oh Sagette, you did it again! You’re a genius!”

POV Sagette:

“Sir, I can handle this, I, am Sagette and I will not stop to find the solution to this case.”

“Oh- we’re breaking up?! How sad. Well it was worth the shot anyways.” *walks away*

“Pleaaaaase!! You know I’ll give you... 20 pounds if you. What about those poor kids on the street with nothing to eat..? *person talking to agrees* Splendid, now I’ll stat rounding up the money while you go confront the government about this."

Sagette by littlegacha__mockingjay May 20, 2021