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Sadsturbate 

Masturbation while in an intense period of remorse or sadness, lubrication naturally forming from tears raining down on one's frowny poundy
Sam was so upset when the Patriots lost to the Ravens that he sadsturbated for months in his room before he ran out of tears and boners.
Sadsturbate by TeamKeefe January 23, 2013

Sadsturbate 

When you masturbate to take your mind off something that's making you sad.
"Aw man...I'm so sad about my girl breaking up with me...I can't sleep..."
"Time to sadsturbate!"
Sadsturbate by bassmanmiles92 June 29, 2011

Sadturbate

My girlfriend broke up with me today. I sadturbated three times.
Sadturbate by Tubbyfatty October 19, 2014

snapsturbated 

Masturbating to pictures sent via snapchat & trying to complete the task at hand within the time frame set by the person who sent the snap
Lisa sent me a nudie pic thru Snapchat & I snapsturbated to orgasm in 10 seconds
snapsturbated by crad71 November 11, 2013

Sadsturbation 

"My girlfriend broke up with me, so im left to sadsturbation."
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sadsturbation 

Masturbation while in a state of emotional discord as a futile means to pacify pain.
You remember that weird, but kinda hot sadsturbation scene with Naomi Watts in Mulholland Drive?
sadsturbation by RoniNix September 18, 2011