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Sadsturbation 

"My girlfriend broke up with me, so im left to sadsturbation."
Word of the Day on May 20, 2017

sadsturbation 

Masturbation while in a state of emotional discord as a futile means to pacify pain.
You remember that weird, but kinda hot sadsturbation scene with Naomi Watts in Mulholland Drive?
sadsturbation by RoniNix September 18, 2011

salesterbation 

A process that occurs when lots of sales people get together and get each other excited without actually making a sale.
Did you hear about the salesterbation at the sales kickoff? They are really excited about the new roadmap.
salesterbation by mushmouth71 October 14, 2008

Sasturbation 

Is the process of heating a hand towel with a little water in the microwave and proceeding too fuck it
"The girlfriend wasn't giving up the pussy so I sasturbated instead."
" Man i hate when sasturbation keeps me up all night"

sadsturbating 

The act of masturbating while sad.
"Hey man, is Pete okay? I hear a lot of crying and bed-squeaking in his room."
"Nah man, his girlfriend just broke up with him. He's probably sadsturbating."

sadsturbating 

The act of masturbating while in a state of melancholy.
Steve's girlfriend broke up with him last week, since then he's been sadsturbating.
sadsturbating by Ratung July 11, 2014