Saderbation 

Realize that the object of your affection is taken and you begin masturbating and crying.

Schmitt finds out his ex is engaged, let the Saderbation begin.

Saderbation by Ants666 March 10, 2015

Sadsturbation 

masturbating while sad.

"My girlfriend broke up with me, so im left to sadsturbation."

Sadsturbation by a guy who is a guy February 18, 2015

sadsturbation 

Masturbation while in a state of emotional discord as a futile means to pacify pain.

You remember that weird, but kinda hot sadsturbation scene with Naomi Watts in Mulholland Drive?

sadsturbation by RoniNix September 18, 2011

salesterbation 

A process that occurs when lots of sales people get together and get each other excited without actually making a sale.

Did you hear about the salesterbation at the sales kickoff? They are really excited about the new roadmap.

salesterbation by mushmouth71 October 14, 2008

Sasturbation 

Is the process of heating a hand towel with a little water in the microwave and proceeding too fuck it

"The girlfriend wasn't giving up the pussy so I sasturbated instead."
" Man i hate when sasturbation keeps me up all night"

Sasturbation by Mohammed Twain May 14, 2013

sadsturbating 

The act of masturbating while sad.

"Hey man, is Pete okay? I hear a lot of crying and bed-squeaking in his room."
"Nah man, his girlfriend just broke up with him. He's probably sadsturbating."

sadsturbating by BMasterTempt May 17, 2015

sadsturbating 

The act of masturbating while in a state of melancholy.

Steve's girlfriend broke up with him last week, since then he's been sadsturbating.

sadsturbating by Ratung July 11, 2014