Feeling complete, utter sadness with the intensity of an orgasm. Also a band in which Homer Simpson played.
Mike: Hey, John! Guess what?
John: What?
Mike: Your girlfriend dumped you. She’s going out with Henry now.
John: Please excuse me while I have a sadgasm.
John: (Has sadgasm.)
John: What?
Mike: Your girlfriend dumped you. She’s going out with Henry now.
John: Please excuse me while I have a sadgasm.
John: (Has sadgasm.)
by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 10, 2019
When you're hitting her from behind and you about to bust a nut and she says "I'm pregnant." and when you nut you think about paying for child support so you begin to cry, thus a sadgasm
by iiGLAZIOii July 12, 2017
Homer Simpson's Rock band!
When Marge finds herself attracted to offbeat 'Professor August', Homer decides he has had enough of Marge's wandering eye, focusing his emotions on his music, inventing a new sound called 'grunge' and forms a band called 'Sadgasm'.
When Marge finds herself attracted to offbeat 'Professor August', Homer decides he has had enough of Marge's wandering eye, focusing his emotions on his music, inventing a new sound called 'grunge' and forms a band called 'Sadgasm'.
Sadgasm came and rocked Springfield and the 90's references were blazing.
Hey man, lets go see Sadgasm play tonight!
Hey man, lets go see Sadgasm play tonight!
by Adam11Power February 14, 2008
A snazzy combination of the words "sad" and "orgasm". An emotion that far surpasses sadness in an explosive way. Like an orgasm; but far from pleasurable.
by Fynn May 16, 2006
The unattainable release of sadness through crying hard enough.
Sometimes, when crying, it feels as if the outpour of emotion is right at the edge of something incredible: the righting of the tear-worthy injustice through pure release of emotion. The feeling is parallel to when growing close to a sexual orgasm. There is a feeling of something about to occur.
Unfortunately this sadgasm never happens, leaving even worse feeling than previously experienced. The state of feeling unfulfilled worsens, and emotional duress continues.
Sometimes, when crying, it feels as if the outpour of emotion is right at the edge of something incredible: the righting of the tear-worthy injustice through pure release of emotion. The feeling is parallel to when growing close to a sexual orgasm. There is a feeling of something about to occur.
Unfortunately this sadgasm never happens, leaving even worse feeling than previously experienced. The state of feeling unfulfilled worsens, and emotional duress continues.
I was by myself crying over the breakup when I felt a sadgasm coming. I cried and cried, but never got past that edge of feeling. Even more demoralized than before, the weeping continued.
by stereotypicaldepressedteenager February 7, 2010
1: an ejaculation achived after meaningless sex lacking that feel good afterglow.
2: a sudden burst of depression.
3: a band from an epsoide of the simpsons.
4: achieving an orgasm while sad or depressed.
2: a sudden burst of depression.
3: a band from an epsoide of the simpsons.
4: achieving an orgasm while sad or depressed.
by Mat May 17, 2008
It is the really, really stupid pleasure of listening sad songs like the "The Promise" by Michael Nyman or "La valse d'Amélie" in piano version.
Friend 1: Hey Martin! stop listening those sad songs... Are you feeling depress?
Friend 2: No man... I just like the sadness
Friend 1: Oh, I see, it's like a sadgasm... right?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Okey... just don't kill your self
Friend 2: Don't worry man
Friend 1: (Shit!, I start feeling depressed)
Friend 2: No man... I just like the sadness
Friend 1: Oh, I see, it's like a sadgasm... right?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Okey... just don't kill your self
Friend 2: Don't worry man
Friend 1: (Shit!, I start feeling depressed)
by Superlucido December 30, 2016