suckfuckate 

The act of being fully penetrated sexually in all bodily orfices. Often resulting in suffocation. And fucking. Hence, suckfuckation.

"I totally did not expect your girlfriend to let us suckfuckate her, bro. My bad."

suckfuckate by Mitch the Modulator July 5, 2010

sickfuck 

a person who's so obsessive and disturbed that there's no other word to describe them, other than sickfuck

Louser is such a sickfuck for all the shit he's done over the years

sickfuck by anonymous1111 September 22, 2008

suckfucker 

A person who both sucks and is a fucker in equal measure.

The guy who cut me off in traffic is a suckfucker.

suckfucker by Jesse Petersen February 1, 2008

slackfuck 

One who is both a slacker and a fucker. One who does absolutely nothing all day, yet still manages to fuck that up.

Cool Guy: Hey man, did you go get that case of beer for the party while i was at class today?

SlackFuck: Nawwww, i got super fucking high today though....sweet huh? Oh yeah i made you a muffaletta though...

Cool Guy: Dude, you're a total slackfuck, now i'm gonna have to teabag you! I hate olive salad!

slackfuck by DPdaix October 27, 2006

suckfuck 

1.A form of sex where all you do is suck.

2. A catchy insult.

3. Also common misspelling of sickfuck

1.Anna gives a good suckfuck!

2.Dave is such a suckfuck!!!

suckfuck by JesseJJ January 6, 2009

sockfucking 

Verb, the act of lubing up an athletic tube sock and inserting the male member for sexual stimulation. A sockfucker may choose to perform the act manually or may choose to have a partner stimulate the sock. Low Cut socks are disfavored except by short dicked individuals.

Don't wash that sock after the game, I'm into sockfucking and your natural oils are better than you greezy fuck.

sockfucking by kingsnizzle September 3, 2006

sacknuckles 

The crease in an old man's slacks that his ball-sac makes when straining themselves.

Did you see the size of Grandad's sacknuckles when he got up from the couch?!

sacknuckles by SRKjr October 20, 2008