3 definitions by kingsnizzle

adj, a motha fucka with a short dick, fuck you think?
Leroy was talkin mad shit to that bitch at the club, but she said she could fuck with him since she heard he's a short dicked mutha fucka.
by kingsnizzle September 3, 2006
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The act of grasping one's cock with a kung fu grip while thrusting one's pelvis until climax. Handsex differs from normal masturbation since the practitioner must engage in autoerotic thoughts or watch tranny porn while reaching orgasm.

JNN wanted to have some Handsex but couldn't find his copy of chicks with dicks III, so he had too rub while staring intently into his mother's make up mirror.
by kingsnizzle September 2, 2006
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Verb, the act of lubing up an athletic tube sock and inserting the male member for sexual stimulation. A sockfucker may choose to perform the act manually or may choose to have a partner stimulate the sock. Low Cut socks are disfavored except by short dicked individuals.
Don't wash that sock after the game, I'm into sockfucking and your natural oils are better than you greezy fuck.
by kingsnizzle September 3, 2006
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