saccident 

Accidentally glimpsing a drag queen's scrotum. Can also be used when a man cuts himself while shaving his balls or when he's freeballing and gets his nuts caught in his zipper.

Kathleen: OMG, Did you see Dixie Longate last night at Manhole?

Chad: Did I ever! She was on the floor doing high kicks and I saw her gonads.

Kathleen: Sounds like she had a saccident!

saccident by The Benigma January 2, 2009

saccident 

Accidentally exposing your scrotum.

Chad: Joe looked fantastic in drag last night, except when he did those high kicks. I'm pretty sure I saw his balls.
Kathleen: He did high kicks? Sounds like a saccident waiting to happen.

saccident by The Benigma March 28, 2009

Saccident 

Unintentionally wounding one’s ball sack in an accidental manner. Sack accident = saccident.

Chad bust his nut in a sports related saccident.

Saccident by anonymous December 2, 2021

consent accident 

A phrase used by rapists to gaslight their victims into believing they weren't raped.

"Why did you rape me, Elliot?"
"It wasn't 'rape'", it was a consent accident".

consent accident by Robert Sanvagene November 19, 2022

consent accident 

The act of forcing oneself onto a non-consenting party for the purposes of sexual gratification under the pretext that they did not understand that the non-consenting party's objections to said sexual contact.

HR: "Elliot, one of your colleagues claimed that you sexually assaulted them at the office Christmas party"
Elliot: "No Ma'am, it was a consent accident."

consent accident by Robert Sanvagene November 8, 2022

Boating accident 

If you're out on a hunting trip and flip your boat and accidently loose all your registered weapons.

i lost all my guns in an boating accident.

The best shooters are the worst skippers.

Boating accident by Ave End May 28, 2018

Accidental Adult 

An individual whose age indicates maturity but whose approach to life suggests otherwise.

Whenever my neighbor waters his shrubs, he wags the garden hose between his legs and waves to traffic. Total accidental adult.

I try not to laugh when children call me “Mr.” They have no idea I’m an accidental adult.

Accidental Adult by Peeper Winkman April 26, 2010