Car's Vagina

The annoying vaginal looking crevice between a car seat and the centre console that swallows cellphones, wallets, keys, credit cards, and other unsuspecting items. Often times so tight that items must be retrieved using screwdrivers, hooks, or a complete readjustment of the Car's Vagina by moving the seat to its extreme outer limits.

Damn it. I can't find my cellphone again. It's probably in the damned Car's Vagina again.

Car's Vagina by Bigmykale June 20, 2018

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty 

A scam call about something that should have been sent in the mail

"We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty by palledenseje1998 November 29, 2021

Your car’s extended warranty 

The thing that you should have received something in the mail about.

Scammer: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty...”
Me: “FUCK OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE!!”

Your car’s extended warranty by gymscooter January 7, 2021

Jack's Car 

a pice of shit that has rust in it's body work, chairs replaced by wooden chairs and a chode on it's bonnet.

it's a debarcle

Jack's Car by HotHotJism April 23, 2004

dude where's my car? 

One of the shibbiest movies ever. Has a lot of really awsome jokes.

1. "dude where's my car?" "where's ur car dude?"
2. "just the chicken, rice, soup, and cookies" "and then?" "no, no and then!" ect..
3. "shibby!"

dude where's my car? by KelseyisGir July 16, 2009

dude, where's my car? 

what you say when you can't find your car.

"dude where's my car?"
"wheres your car, dude?"

dude, where's my car? by PaulJar the Pornostar November 18, 2003

Dude, Where's my Car? 

a question that you ask after a long night of partying and/or smoking some ciga-weed

SWS: Dude, where's my car?

AK: I don't know dude.

Dude, Where's my Car? by johnashmore January 24, 2010