A game played mostly by school children in which the M*A*S*H master (the one organizing the game) chooses several items to place in different categories from which the player's future will be chosen. The M*A*S*H master then makes ticks on a corner of the paper and the player tells them when to stop. Using the number of ticks, the M*A*S*H master counts through each item in each category and crosses out the item they land on when they reach the number chosen by the player. The last item remaining in that category is the player's destiny. This continues until an item from every category has been chosen. The M*A*S*H master then goes on to follow the same procedure for the lettres M A S and H, meaning mansion, apartment, shack, and house respectively. This is the final piece of the player's future.
M*A*S*H

JOB
toilet scrubber
doctor
rock star
carpenter

HUSBAND/WIFE
Bobby
Janet
Leonardo DiCaprio
Angelina Jolie

PET
cat
dog
snake
llama

etc.
by DeeElle September 14, 2005
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a tv show from the seventies about a medical unit in the army during the Korean war. it had its funny moments I suppose
by Pokemonfreak1231 December 5, 2004
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Dumb Ass Shit Head. used for calling someone an idiot,moron etc...
dude your such a D A S H.
by Kevin Gauvain November 30, 2007
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(n., adj., v., adv.)mash, to mash, mashed, mashedly: to combine humor and drama/tradgedy in a successfully entertaining way. From an exelent classic television show that was the first to combine comedy and drama in the setting of a M*A*S*H unit on the front lines in korea.
that show is M*A*S*Hed, yo!
by annon. January 22, 2004
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M*A*S*H is a game that girls (typicaly)play to tell there future. Mansion*Apartment*Shack*House. One person makes a swirl until the player says stop. You count how many lines from the center to the outside. Lets say there's 6. So you make six lines to the right, left, and bottem of the swirl. At the top, the paper will say M A S H. To the left of the swirl, you put boy/girl names down on the lines. Underneath the swirl, you put 6 different car names (Ranging from a shopping cart to a Hummer). To the left, put #'s that "determine" how many kids you'll have. Once your paper is all filled out, start counting by six, starting with your first boy/girl. Whichever ones the 6th one, cross it out. Keep going around counterclockwise until you have on left in each catagory.
"Let's play M*A*S*H Sue, maybe you'll end up getting married to Billy."
by MyNameIsn'tImportant January 16, 2006
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This word means mansion*apartment*shack*house. It is a game that people play to see what their future will hold. you also pick hot guys so your husband is hot!
JGUT, will you m*a*s*h* me?
sure, pick 2 guys, 2 cars, etc...
by jesslicious May 26, 2006
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a game, that girls aroung 12 like to play to tell thier futher
lets play M*A*S*h and find out who her husband is gonna be
by sophiee December 10, 2005
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