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mam's life 

In the UK, typically somewhere like teeside, this is a phrase to say as a way to promise XYZ is the truth. Mainly used in secondary schools.
Dean: stop chatting shit about my dead nana ya specky cunt!

Mackenzie: what are you on about!?

I didn't say nish. What are you piping up for?

Dean: swear down then.

Mackenzie: mam's life I didn't say ought (out) about your nana, kid fuckin' hell man.
mam's life by 49seffy March 14, 2022
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How is Joe's mama? 

The question you respond to someone when they ask you JOE MAMA!
Friend: You know Joe?
You: Who's Joe?
Friend: Joe Mama!
You: How is Joe's Mama?
How is Joe's mama? by MuhBoment January 7, 2021

baby's mama 

Your childs mom
baby's mama by Quazimoto June 5, 2003

anybody's mama, everybody's mama 

a reason that I'll tell you what you should be doing even if I have never seen you before
I mention to a stranger, "Your shirt's not buttoned right," or at a local restaurant, I'll suggest what he should order for lunch, and add, "anybody's mama, everybody's mama."

Joe's Mama 

Joe's Mama is one of the nicest, most generous people in the whole world. She became very famous after 6th graders made their names Joe on Kahoot, to be followed by the teacher asking

"Who's Joe?"

To then be answered by "JOE MAMA". Sadly Joe him self continued to become a drug dealer because of his past. only ever being known of his mama.
*Joe at a job interview*

Tim Cook "so whats your name?"

Joe "Joe"

Tim Cook: "wait...."

Joe " Don't say it"

Tim Cook: "JOE MAMA"

*Joe continued to jump out of apple headquarters, Tim Cook continued to call...... JOE'S MAMA
Joe's Mama by User1050 February 23, 2021

Cole’s mama 

A smokin hot babe who for some reason just can’t get enough of his super cool friend jonah
Dang bro Cole’s mama a milf fosho fosho
Cole’s mama by Jonah pap May 30, 2021

Scooter's Mama

That first bite of ice cream, any flavor, that reminds you of Scooter's Mama, with pretty teeth, eyes like butter, arms wide, bosom heavy.
"This ice cream is so good, it reminds me of Scooter's Mama. This is that. This tastes like that."
Scooter's Mama by deeeeeee01 April 18, 2023