A rustry trombone is when a kinky german chick eats your asshole while giving you a handjob, thus going through the motions of playing the trombone. Typically, the guy is standing up and the girl is kneeling
That kinky german chick gave me a rusty trombone.
by donkeypunch81 April 8, 2006
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When a chick gives a guy a reach-around while pressing her lips to the asscrack of a guy as he farts, thus making it seem and sound like she is playing a rusty trombone. Makes me want to join the marching band.
by hohoho May 3, 2004
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a sex act beetween 2 gay men where one stands knee,s slightly bent so anus is in the right position the other kneels down and blows the asshole while reaching round grabbing the
member and giving it a good stroke up and down resembling a jazz trombonist
i was in the feathers last night jim
played the rusty trombone like Joseph Alessi. he was fantastic shaker loved every minuite of it thanks jim bravo
by shakerdemus and plyers July 21, 2009
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when a girl tongue twisters the asshole of a man while giving him a reach around and fondles his nuts
Matt gave Tom W a superb rusty trombone
by Sean and Tom L January 31, 2004
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When a gay man is performing anal sex on another gay man while giving him a hand-job, so that the pleasure is (somewhat) mutual.
I suggested to my boyfriend that he give me a rusty trombone the next time we make love so that my moans will turn him on more and enchance the experience.
by Starman DV February 18, 2009
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Sure your band has a trombone player, but does it have a rusty trombone player?
by Dr. Mung April 1, 2004
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the act of simultaneously eating asshole and jerking a guy off
man, that girl was so kinky she bent me over the coffee table and gave me a rusty trombone!! mmmm so good
by humpy lumpkin April 8, 2008
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