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Hot Russler Express (HRE) 

Simultaneously chugging a rum and coke while kicking ass at Halo
"Did you see Blake this weekend? He rode the Hot Russler Express (HRE) on Saturday night.
Hot Russler Express (HRE) by shggar December 26, 2008

Super Rustler 

IRL bully victim who says people should get cancer over the internet because they have no social interaction irl because his dad beats him/her and molests him/her in the shower
We are super rustlers and we don't care we are irl bully victims on twitter
Example
Olly: Let's rustle tonight
RacistBaller: Of course my LORD anything for you
NeyBaertra: yes haha 9/11 cancer jimmies imo

rest of twitter with functioning brain cells and relevant cognition
super rustlers are the worst thing since sliced bread
Super Rustler by LADSfromTwitter October 16, 2014
A prostitute who waits at a bus stop, pretending to be waiting to catch the bus, but in reality uses the bus stop as a pick up location for her profession. You might recognize her by her deathly skinny appearance and the saddlebag shape of her thighs.
First man: That woman has been waiting for the bus an awful long time hasn't she?
Second man: She ain't waiting fo no bus man..That lady a rusler. you can't tell that?..she be waiting fo her paycheck

rusler by ho ho September 28, 2007

jimmy rustler 

Jimmy rustlers are typically people who like to bother others and "rustle their jimmies", or in other words bother the hell out of them.
Anthony: Drew is such a jimmy rustler.

Mike: I know! He needs to stop or he better say his prayers.
jimmy rustler by gravityWire November 13, 2013

Cable Rustler 

Someone in the office who habitually borrows or steals other people's charging cords.

Once in their possession, it is very difficult to get it back, and usually requires the owner of the cable to ask for it back when their own device's battery is <10%.
We've got a cable rustler on our hands, so in these here parts I got me a black knock-off iPhone charging cable instead of the real McCoy.
Cable Rustler by tt2012 November 14, 2012

abigeus rustler 

Abigeus Rustler is fine, well educated, wealthy but modest gentleman, who speaks and acts as if he was a lower class. He does not want to impress women by his status and education, as he wants to get their sincere reaction to his appearance and personality.
He was typical Abigeus Rustler. I fell in love with him believing he was a taxi driver, but he had masters in molecular biology , bustard!