kurt russler

when someone does you in the stink and calls you dude constantly. They will also have a little bitch they use to do all the dirty work, normally with a balding head.

that bloke is such a kurt russler, he wont even tell me what is going on.

by SirMixAlot II May 18, 2008

Hot Russler Express (HRE)

Simultaneously chugging a rum and coke while kicking ass at Halo

"Did you see Blake this weekend? He rode the Hot Russler Express (HRE) on Saturday night.

by shggar May 3, 2007