russian hand clamp

When a fuzzy haired masseuse gives a thorough body massage to the client with goat butter; usually resulting in a nuclear cold war.

I got the best Russian hand clamp back in 1980

by Tpooper69 April 16, 2015

russian hand squeeze

The act of jacking off with russian dressing.

That russian hand squeeze got real messy last night.

by louie longlegs July 1, 2012

Russian Hand Grenade

The act of taking a shit then proceeding to jizz on it. The bomber then takes the Russian Hand Grenade and lobs it at his partner's face whilst screaming, "Fire in the hole!"

Shane: "Hey were you playing Call of Duty last night?"
Harold: "No I was just throwing Russian Hand Grenades at Kamran."

by Sharpy123 September 12, 2009

Russian hand job

When you get a hand job from a girls foot.

(or foot job)

Dude i just got an amazing Russian hand job, i really wish she would have cut her nails first.

by chrisballs June 22, 2008

Russian hand warmer

When a man takes a large amount of Crisco and lathers his hands. Next he inserts both hands into a woman's vagina or anus. This is a Russian hand warmer!

1. "Dude, last night I gave this girl the best Russian hand warmer!"
"Bro, I'll bet it was tight!"
"Not as much as you'd think.."

by Rockin'ItAllNight:P January 30, 2012

Russian Hands, Roman Fingers

Russian Hands = "rush in" hands to feel boobs
Roman Fingers = "roaming fingers" to feel boobs

I have Russian Hands, Roman Fingers!!

by 6DADADA June 24, 2009

double handed russian

Double underleg maturbation. To put ones arms under ones legs, grapple the rod and tug one out ferociously

My nobs throbbin, I'm going home for a double handed russian.

by Thystephen May 6, 2016