The most ruthless country on earth. All they want is to invade other countries only to be kicked out pitifully. Russia is responsible for millions of deaths torture, imprisonments and crime against humanity. It is a country which pretends to be democratic but obviously they never understand what democracy is. But it is not their fault they were all born under communism. They know nothing more than killing and destroying. Now a days all the Russians have to do is to suck America's cock to ignore their crimes in Chechnya.
1- Three lions were relaxing and talking to each other:
1st lion : Last month I happened to eat a French tourist and every time I take a shit there comes a nice perfume fragrance out!
2nd lion : I ate a Japanese two months ago and still every time I take a shit there come camera films out!
3rd lion frustrated: six months ago I ate a Russian general and every time I take a shit there are still medals that come out!!!
2- In Russia they wear big hats over their hollow heads.
1)Today Russia is the only nation in the world, capable to keep International Space Station running
2)Russian technology propells US Atlas carrier vehicles and in effect, puts many of US payloads into the orbit, including military.
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1) Largest nation in land area, has a population 140 million, steadily declining since collapse of USSR
2) Capital Moscow is Europe's largest city with 13 million people, frequently ranks as 2nd most expensive city after Tokyo
3) Is mostly a democracy on paper only
4) US dollars and Euros are used just as much as rubles
5) Owner of the world's largest stockpile of tactical and strategic nuclear weapons
6) Has a very safe and successful space program
7) Struggles to maintain a vast military, while dealing with domestic terrorism daily
8) Has a thouroughly obscene obsession with German sedans
9) Average worker makes only $200 a month
10) Is incredibly beautiful in the winter
When in Moscow, watch out for the government (and not-so-government) luxobarges that like to drive on the opposite side of the road at triple digit speeds. Sphincter clenchingly terrifying, and makes Russian roulette look like a kindergarten game.
A really big and very cool country in the east. Managed to crush the Nazi occupation force after a decisive tank battle in the fields of Kursk.
Currently fighting those damn rebels, as of yet they are the only country to do anything effective to fight global terrorism. They pwned the bastards.
Russia has given birth to all sorts of cool stuff, Vodka, the t-32 battle tank, the ak47 and kossack hats.
Russian women are FINE.
My home land. Those who say its a bad place to live go to hell. Anyone who says people are lazy or sit around drinking vodka don't know how much people scrafice for their family and their country. Especially when you compare russia to the amount of lazy and over weight people in america. get ur ass off the computer and go jog.
Many people in my family were part of the Russian White Army. There is a statue in Berlin of one of my family members.
Country worth to live in, and worth to die for.
Za Rossiu ne volnuytes, dorogie zagranichney druzya, volnuytes za sebya.
Pretty cool country really. Thankfully is going after those terrorist SOB's unlike SOME (cough cough FRANCE cough cough). Powerful country and ally of the U.S.
People from Russia have cool accents.
Is a great country. The people there are harworking and not violent drunks like SOME motherfuckers say(If russians are violent what do you say about the war in iraq?or the overflowing violent chavs in england?) . Its really verry beautiful and the schools are harder than in many other country.I would know im russian>
Za rasiu! hehe XP!For russia-it really rocks!And there are lots of drunks in other countrys hehe, besides vodka is great until you get carried away forever...