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A person who deems themselves to be "an absolute joker". When in reality, they have very poor banter.
House mate frapes you with below average banter, in response: "you absolute rupert"
by Lolalo October 07, 2011
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Rupert is another word for your penis
My rupert gets hard at the thought of her
by sincerelyMEx3 July 06, 2011
10 22
a small town in Idaho
"hey did you know that rupert is the christmas city of idaho"
by c-walker December 17, 2011
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A text message sent in the morning by a man to all his mates, indicating that he had had sex the previous evening with a woman with whom he had never before slept. The text message generally consists of the single word: rupert.
"I got a rupert message from Johnny this morning."
"About fucking time."
by Atticus Black May 16, 2009
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a code word used by many for marijuana
im goin to smoke up that rupert today
by desibaby March 14, 2005
40 62
A Rupert is a dude that could never become a John. The arch nemesis of a John (Johnanation). A Rupert is typically one of those guys you see who thinks he's a bad-ass dude but he's really just an asshole and nobody likes him. Ruperts usually come from Broseville and have lots of their dad's money.
Chandler: " Hey, John, hows it going?"
Travis: "There's a Rupert at the bar, being a dick"
by defeationjoe April 06, 2010
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The man on RSB who likes to flame extremley well.
Oh noes. Rupert flamed me the other night said sally.
by LolatLee September 02, 2008
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