Runk; This word derives from Runkonian myth and lore. Commonly used by those who are more rotund and social inept in a situation of panic. This word has fast become the cry or (squeal) of those in danger in a mythical or very real situation.

But do not get confused, this word can also be used by those who like excreting feacal matter and by those who Runk It Out.

This word was originally used in the battle of helms deep, we were balls deep in action and ended up Runk.
"Back vile Runk Back!"

"Thou Art As Runk As Thou Art Runk"

"Don't funk on my runker man"

"Runka Dunka Dunka-Dee-Doo"

"Dude you see that girl? yeah man i did she was so funkin junkin bunkin skunkin punkin qunkin zunkin cool, (dog barks; Runk! Runk!)"

"Robert Kendall is a Runk"

"Hey man look at me runkin out im on the runkio. Hey man look at me runkin out im on the runkio."

"Dude did you see that hot chick? Yeah."

"Dude my ass is so"


"gotta catch em all' pokerunk"

"Man i'd bunk in her runkhole"

"someone, 'snarf' help me 'grunkle' i'm sweating! pinned down and surrounded by orcs, i'm fuckin Runked!"
by The National Runk Museum January 01, 2010
Top Definition
Taken from swedish, meaning 'to masterbate' or more generally to waste time.
"Stop runking and get over here!"
by P. Hosler September 14, 2005
This is a word that can mean any thing you want it to mean in a given context.. so it could mean many different things depending on how and where u say it... it can also be modified, for example I am the runkmaster (the master of every thing)
I wanna go runk to the shops... ill runk this fucking hot bint so hard... Lets go on a runk mission( awesome mission).. that girl is so runkable(fuckable)
by TheRunkmaster July 28, 2009
A genre of music that is between rap and punk.
Runk music is taking over radio stations.
by kluu June 10, 2009
something that is so horrible, this is the only word to describe it
Miss Mazurek gave us so much homework! This is bunk 'n' runk! Shes an ass munch
by Tony Totino March 03, 2008
Runk is when your too drunk to say the word drunk and all you can seem to mumble is the word 'runk'
Kaitlyn Block I am not runk
by ash-a-lay March 23, 2005
A non-gender specific word, used when there is lack of a better one, often signifies an animal, baby animal or something cute.
Oh man here comes baby runk! So precioussss....(squeal)
by Chimixi Boonslala DiGiacomo July 05, 2003
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