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Jungle Ruler

A man who is capable of consuming copious amounts of alcohol and illicit substances for multiple days in a row, while still being an FTL (full time legend). The name hails from the famous race horse 'Jungle Ruler' who became addicted to crystal meth and was often scratched after putting half his head in a bag of smack before a race. A true 'Jungle Ruler' is a real stayer, and his actions defy belief being able to stay alive after 4/5 days on a drug fueled bender. Long live the 'Jungle Ruler'
1st Person: Did you see that Jungle Ruler Josh at Tramp last night?

2nd Person: Yeh i did, his been there for 3 weeks

1st Person: What a fucking Jungle Ruler, YOLO!!
Jungle Ruler by Catweazle December 17, 2012

Ruler clip 

An extended clip on on a gun (specifically a pistol) that is 12 inches long.
“Just bought a Glock, with a ruler clip.”
Ruler clip by Dillpill657 November 11, 2020

bendy ruler 

A growing meme in Happytwt referencing skeppys “I’m as straight as a ruler” tweet
Skeppy: I’m as straight as a ruler

Happytwt: a bendy ruler?
bendy ruler by layaakasomeone February 16, 2021

Ruler of Everything

Song by Tally Hall now used in many memes. It switches from light to dark which is why people like to put it on morally ambiguous characters
Ruler of Everything by Mr_Mow February 15, 2021
An outstanding leader or monarch. Typically charming. Derived from the phrase “rule on.”
Long live King Rulon, rule on!
Rulon by Knight in training February 9, 2021

ruler dick 

Penis measuring 12" in length
Your girlfriend said I had a ruler dick
ruler dick by LJBee August 7, 2017