raging groupon 

an obsessive desire to participate in the latest groupon deal

I woke up with a raging groupon this morn - inbox filled with so many exciting deals, what to do?? apple mini speakers? anti-stress facial? love massage neck pillow? ooh the flotation pool treatment looks good, but then so does a Indian head neck & shoulder, or a photoshoot I could justify, somehow. Hey anyone know what the regular price of non invasive ultrasound liposuction is? How do I know $240 is a good deal?

raging groupon by Peter Greenwall November 7, 2011

I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON 

...So? Go have sex.

"HOLY SHIT I COULD FUCK A BRICK WALL RIGHT NOW I'M GONNA TYPE 'I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON' IN THE SEARCH BAR RIGHT NOW EL OH EL, WHORES." - You

"I'm a website, what do you want me to do?" - Urbandictionary

I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON by The Website February 26, 2013

The Deschanel Ruling 

The ruling allowing men to watch films and/or television shows that would normally be defined 'girly' IF the show contains an extremely hot female lead

Named after Zoey Deschanel, specifically the show 'New Girl', which is acceptable to be watched by men under the Deschanel Ruling

Ryan: Is that New Girl you've got on? Mate, that's for women!
Matt: I call the Deschanel Ruling, she is so hot!

Brett: Fancy watching a film?
Ash: How about John Tucker Must Die? Deschanel Ruling cos I would definitely tap Brittany Snow

The Deschanel Ruling by Master Procrastinator February 10, 2013

Rugging 

Strumming the vag with your tongue.

On the drive to the cabin Jim gave his girl road rug (rugging).

Jim has been known to rug for free

Rugging by Kmart July 7, 2012

raging demon 

Jab Jab Forward Short Fierce

raging demon by Slappy May 29, 2003

Faze Rugging 

Also called Faze Rugging it, or pulling a Faze Rug, this term was coined by the rising YouTube Star Jidion. In simple terms Faze Rugging is the act or art of faking pranks or faking stuff in general. It is often used in the sense of faking a YouTube prank for followers and likes. However it can be used as a way of saying someone or something is lying or faking it.

John: Yo bro I hooked up with Livvy Dunne at the frat party last night.
Joe: Nah bro stop Faze Rugging it we both know you got drunk off 2 white claws last night and went home with a lizzo.

Faze Rugging by Chad Chett January 11, 2022

Raging Warlord 

A prolonged fart that sounds identical to a war horn.

Oh, I'm brewing, Lads! 'PWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRP'
Woah, that was a Raging Warlord!

Raging Warlord by to6y November 2, 2009