1-a kid who's not afraid to eat out a llama
2-a person who will wipe his own ass with pine cones
3-someone who prefers the services of a fat man while naked
4-genitals
5-beastiality
1- "Get away from that llama you rug moonger!"

-"But I like having a warm sensation between my teeth"
by dominic poopura December 30, 2010
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