Ruda is a guy who his caring and has an essence that can make anyone feel better. he has an amazing body that can make any girl drool. he will listen to you even when you are talking about nothing. he understands your thoughts and give you honest feed back on any opinion you may have. Ruda is a girls night in shining armor. He will sweep you off of your feet from the moment he looks in your direction. He will be there for you thru it all. if you find a Ruda, which is rare, you will cherish having them in your life.
"Who is Ruda?"
"What does Ruda even mean?"
by Anonymous2478 November 24, 2012
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A small white male who believes he is the blackest Gangsta around. Usually attempts to dance and sing along with rap songs.
That guy at the club was a total Ruda!
by Kevin Wilhelm September 12, 2006
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1. Rude, ugly, old woman.
2. Judas's son.

1. Your wrinkly mother is a rudas!
2. And God said unto Judas: You will bear a son, and his name shall be Rudas (Judas, 3:11.)
by Pippinzz January 2, 2006
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The Ruda Tuba - (rooda toobe a)

After fucking a chicks yatch hard (preferrably in the doggy position), you proceed to flip her on her back, grab her by the ankles, bend her knees to her chest, and make her queef. Repeat this maneuver by pumping her legs as if you were playing a tuba. "Ruda" is short for Rudimentary.
After I gave her a good old fashioned holiday rogering, I wailed on the ruda tuba.
by That Foo Max August 20, 2009
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