rubberband man

drug dealer; one who stores their cash tied by a rubberband

rubberband man, wild as the tailiban

by tha rubberman band March 26, 2004

rubberband man

One who comes up through the struggle.

TI is the rubberband man most def...he hustled and now he's doin it big in the rap game.

by JSchweezie September 24, 2006

rubberband man

A man who can only perform sexually with a tight rubber band triple-wrapped round his cock to restrict blood-flow, whilst fantasising that he's a smurf shagging smurfette.

Rubberband man theme tune:

Gonna find me a rubber band,
Gonna wrap it round my chonson,
Gonna find that lil' smurfette,
And may her suck my big blue cock tonight!

Oh yeah! That's what I'm gonna do,
Cos I'm a crazy smurf with a big blue cock tonight!
That's what I am!
I'm not some weirdo with a rubber band wrapped round my cock, no!
I'm a friggin smurf!
Why won't anyone believe me?

by cheddarfloor April 23, 2005

rubberband man

Someone who is able to go down on himself.

Felatio for one...

Chris was early for his speed date with the rubberband man.

by pseudonomyous May 21, 2004

Rubberband Man

1. Everyone's favoured musician

2. Someone who sells drugs and keeps his money sealed with a rubber-band
3. A man who sells rubber-bands

Rubberband Man

1. ''Hey did you see that short fat guy who stretched a band between his toes? But hey I laughed so hard because the man got down when it finally reached his nose!''

2. ''Hey did you see the Rubber-Band Man anywhere? I am having withdrawals, I need that okie-coke''

3. ''did you see the Rubber-Band Man around the corner? He has White bands, Blue Bands, Red Bands and a lot more its crazy!''

by angry toast but scottish April 9, 2023

RubberBand Man

A person that represents his hood. usually a poor place like neighborhoods in the south and some in the north.

Why you wear Rubberbands? They show that i wont forget where i came from and what it made me. Thats why im RubberBand Man

by TjSwagg March 11, 2010