When one indulges in too much anal sex and the resulting trauma to the rectum causes a protrusion of the anus resembling a bag of rubber bands.
Poor Mary can no longer wear short shorts due to her sagging bag of rubber bands.
by Justplainwrong December 28, 2016
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When your cat lays down before your feet as if saying "pet me please" and stretches it's whole body out like a rubber band
Every time I come home my rubber band kitty is waiting for me to pet her.
by kittysaurusrex September 28, 2010
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What one is confronted with when going down on a woman with large labia.
Murray : Are you into women with big labias?

Josh : I wouldn't say i'm "into" big labias, but if i go down there and find a big rubber band sandwich i'm not gonna kick her out of bed.
by captain jerkoff August 6, 2010
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Rubber Bands in the Pants: V. To wear physical birth control after it has been used once. many rappers do this so that they may have "quickies" in-between songs at shows.
"I got the Rubber Bands that were in 50 Cents Pants, but they were crusty and dry so I had to take care in selling them on eBay."
- Fred, in accounting.

Doug: "Jake, wanna go to my mother's house for supper?"
Jake: "Can't buddy, Ive got Rubber Bands in the Pants."
Doug: "Again?"
by Josh Mil. January 4, 2008
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Clothes that are make of a type of ruber band. There are usually several that are put on to cover the nipples and the pussy slit but usually not anything else.
by The Fury 13 December 28, 2011
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(N.) one who is representing the struggle by keeping a fat wad of $ at their side and maybe also some bitches in rubber band thongs.
But why a rubber band? It representin' the struggle man.
-T.I., "Rubber Band Man"
by Hu$tleMang April 7, 2004
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