The King of Rubens. It was said since the dawn of time that Ruben was a particularly hot guy, bad ass person, who pimps on finest girls, and stands out of the crowd. But there was just too many of them. They needed an out-of-the-box Ruben, "One Ruben to rule them all". So here he was, the finest blend of all Rubens, the only one and unique Rubben. It was him, who "would bring back balance to the force", make the dream come true and transcend those from Rubens.
Ruben is hot in bed, but that's nothing like Rubben.
There are a bunch of Rubens, but how many Rubben can you think about ?
In the end Rubens are just the beta version of Rubben.
There are a bunch of Rubens, but how many Rubben can you think about ?
In the end Rubens are just the beta version of Rubben.
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