Rubbed One Out 

Had a wank

I went into the shower and rubbed one out

Rubbed One Out by Unattainable Unicorns July 18, 2014

rubbed onto

Something to be rubbed off of you and onto someone else.

"Man, her good looks must have rubbed onto me."

rubbed onto by Stacey C. June 5, 2007

rubber on wheels is faster than rubber on heels 

Driving (or riding in a car) is faster than walking.

“Rubber on wheels is faster than rubber on heels.”was the response to the complaint about thr long ride.

rubber on wheels is faster than rubber on heels by Dfwgeorge August 15, 2023

rubber wheel on the third rail 

1. Totally clueless. 2. Willfully and proudly ignorant. 3. Out of touch with reality.

"His entire life, especially in public office, with a record of bad decisions, inability to form coherent unscripted sentences, coupled with that self-satisfied smirk, all prove he's usung a rubber wheel on the third rail."

rubber wheel on the third rail by glazeonglass May 25, 2008

jesus harold christ on rubber crutches 

an expletive interjection referencing Jesus Christ. It is typically uttered in anger, surprise, or frustration, though sometimes also with humorous intent.

Person 1: Why the hell should I care about who you want to get revenge on, I want my share! Finish the job

Person 2: Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches, you shut your mouth! Give me your hand!

jesus harold christ on rubber crutches by what do i care 125 September 24, 2020

rubber ducky on the back 

when a man ejaculates on a woman's back.

Carl: Did you give jackie a ruber ducky on the back last night?
Dan: Oh yes I gave her the bigest rubber ducky on the back last night!

rubber ducky on the back by Thebomb3795 February 7, 2018

rubber ducky on the back 

When a man ejaculates on a woman’s back

Dave: How was it last night?
Bob: I gave her the biggest rubber ducky on the back I could.

rubber ducky on the back by Thebomb3795 April 20, 2018