royal jubilee

A typical british festival where all family members espcially the taylor family wear bondage gear and rape each other up the ass with many dildos, richard though is famous smacking his cock across laura's face while nigel fucks richard up the ass, nigel is notorious for taking a shit into richards mouth while richard voraciously eats it, it usually is very messy because of all the cunt and feces that flies everywhere and its smells horribly of hot sick and sweaty ass

Its the typical british thing to do

by Rich March 31, 2004

royal jubilee

n. Any costly over-hyped event celebrating a doomed anachronistic institution.

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Going to the park to watch the Canada Day celebrations? There’s going to be sensible safe fireworks and some mounted policemen pretending to spear Indians.

That royal jubilee! Not likely, eh.

by gnostic3 June 1, 2022