Yaqub Route 

A play in baseball where a player takes a bad route in the outfield, especially in right field.

Examples: Running inwards when the ball is clearly over the head; Running in the wrong direction of where the ball is hit; Getting a bad read of the baseball; etc.

Named after the infamous right fielder and a Chipotle enthusiast, Zach Yaqub.

Ben: Did u see Marcell Ozuna’s route to the ball?

Liam: That’s the classic Yaqub route.

Ben: yea fo sho.

Yaqub Route by King Mufasa 6 April 25, 2022

Nightly Routine 

The hip new trend of masturbating before bed. Popular amongst young millennials, Gen Z, and other suburban youth.

*Alright, I'm heading to bed.
* Don't forget about the nightly routine.
*Yeah man of course.

Nightly Routine by Genius123321456654 March 22, 2020

Route one 

Route one means to drive a football towards an opponent's goal by a long kick upfield from the rear.

The technique is denigrated as an unattractive ploy by weak teams who lack the skill or confidence to move the ball along the field by talented play between team mates.

The long boot or "welly" by a goalkeeper or defending player bypasses many of the opposing players who may be dangerously skilful. It can be seen a shot in the dark, a hopeful search for a member of one's own team far upfield.

The goal came by route one; it wasn't pretty, but it counted just the same.

Route one by Josifer September 6, 2009

brown route 

Same thing as the hershey highway. (Rectum)

"Oh Bruce, let's brown route it tonight, big fella."

brown route by Master of the factory January 22, 2007

Long Route Syndrome

When someone takes an unusually long route to reach their destination.

Person 1: So i'm gonna cut through 42nd street, back down to 48th, do circles in the parking lot and drive Miss Daisy through this neighborhood.

Person 2: How about you just take a left here and we'll be there?

Person 1: Que?

Person 2: You seriously have Long Route Syndrome.

Long Route Syndrome by GeeTee March 7, 2013

Route 59 

The fastest way from Africa to Israel. This is a joke that Rockland County, NY residents would understand the best. Route 59 travels from an area with a lot of blacks to an area inhabited by many orthodox jews

wherever you go on route 59 its either african american or black hat

Route 59 by Azzy Shloos January 27, 2009

Gabber on ye router 

A term usually used by Australians, to let someone know they are going to DDoS someone.

- Jack: OMG, you got so rekt! What's the score, 8-0?
-JC: Want me to Gabber on ye router mate you ain't gonna like it mate.

Gabber on ye router by notalexfromorigin November 23, 2014