douchemagnet

One who finds themselves attracting pretty ugly people.

Dude, did you see that douche Rob was with? He's a total douchemagnet!

douchemagnet by holasenor May 7, 2008

Rouchebag 

A smart kid who loves videogames and is highly misunderstood. Many think he is nerdy, but he is really hot.

Man! Look at Rouchebag! What a stud!

Rouchebag by Jochelle December 20, 2010

douchemag 

Someone who constantly draws in completely douche individuals despite trying NOT to. Whether it be shitty boyfriends, unreliable friends, or OCD co-workers, a douchemag seems to be the powerhouse magnet who brings them ALL of them into their lives.

"Miranda must be a complete and total douchemag! Her newest boyfriend stole her checkbook to pay a hooker!"

"I'm pretty convinced I'm a douchemag because I can't count on any of my lame ass friends."

douchemag by Blisslyke April 21, 2009

rouchemate 

A douche-bag who is your room mate.

Dude, you forgot to clean the dishes, you're the biggest rouchemate ever!

rouchemate by slothattacks July 5, 2010

douchemagnet

n. someone to whom douches/douchebags are drawn.

if i wasn't such a douchemagnet, i wouldn't have to put up with karen.

douchemagnet by superlatteboy January 28, 2010

Douchemag 

When a publication, particularly a periodical, "jumps the shark" and publishes articles showing a trend towards radicalization of their editorial concept, in an attempt to shock readers and sell magazines, but instead creating a backlash that gets those involved with publishing said magazine called douchebags and worse. When a publication becomes a douchemag it ceases to be relevant in the popular culture.

Rolling Stoned publishing the Boston bomber Tsarneyev on the cover made them a douchemag.

Recoil magazine publishing the comment that comment about civilians not needing a certain gun sure made them a douchemag, and it almost ended the magazine.

Douchemag by Bob5000 August 27, 2013