Top Definition
a scummy, old, wrinckly, sticky, stanky, black dick (soft or hard) with genital warts(splinters)
eww look at that dudes rotten maple tree , it is leaveing splinters in and all around that girl.

Father- Wheres Jill hun?
Wife-She said that she was going to tyreks house so she can help him cut down his rotten maple tree in his back yard.
Father-oh ok hunny, i hope she doesnt get hurt or get a splinter or something
Wife-she be fine babe, i gave her rubber goes before she left
by now, its chow time July 11, 2008

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