Resting sad face 

The appearance of sadness or sorrow in ones face while at rest, despite not feeling unhappy.

For example: Keanu Reeves, park bench.

"What's wrong? Smile!"
"Nothing is wrong, this is my face"
"Oh really? You have resting sad face"

Resting sad face by Batattack October 29, 2014

resting bitch face 

a person, usually a girl, who naturally looks mean when her face is expressionless, without meaning to.

Nah, she's just got a resting bitch face, she's actually really sweet

resting bitch face by miisty April 19, 2011

Roasting The Pig 

When you double team a midget with your boy and spin the midget on your dicks

Me and my boy were roasting the pig

Roasting The Pig by Hjjjjh March 26, 2022

Resting Bitchface

A phenomenon in which the resting face lacks animation and appears to look bitchy at all times, thus leading people to believe a person must be upset, a snob or a bitch.

Comments people with resting bitchface are eternally plagued by:

"What's wrong? Are you okay?"

"Are you mad?/Sad/Depressed?"

"You know...Before I got to know you personally I thought you would be a snobby bitch."

"I bet you're the type of girl who has a major temper when you get mad."

"Why don't you smile more?"

"Why don't you cheer up?"
How we respond: "I'm fine...honestly." " No, nothing is wrong." "Yes, I'm sure."

How we want to respond: "IT'S JUST HOW MY FACE LOOKS, YOU ASSHOLES."

Resting Bitchface by ShimmyShimmyCocoLoco June 1, 2015

Resting Dick Face 

Resting Dick Face (RDF) is the male equivalent of RBF. Yes we look like dicks that hate everybody as we face rest, but we actually are nice people (mostly).

Woman - "What's wrong with your friend?"

Man - "Jim? He's just got resting dick face, he's actually enjoying being here."

Resting Dick Face by Arby343 October 21, 2014

Resting Angela Face

When one is not upset or angry; however their face looks as if they are at all times. Named after the famous Angela Kinsey from “The Office”

Person 1: “I’m not ticked off, I just have serious Resting Angela Face.”

Person 2: “Only cats bring a smile to your face.

Resting Angela Face by DreTheDemon November 9, 2018

Rusting my can 

The process of stimulating a vagina until it is "wet" then suddenly leaving the scene. The said vagina is left to dry.

Jessica: "I swear it took Mike 15 minutes to get that condom at the gas station. I was all warmed up when he left... He has really been rusting my can."

Rusting my can by TheCockBrothers September 30, 2016