Even I don’t know who to root for

What you say when caught in the middle between 2 of your enemies/unpleasant problems personified as people

When you don’t know what’s worse or better in a situation determinate of 2 or more parties

*uncle and stepdad fighting over who’s going to Molest the 14 yr old daughter

Daughter: tf ?

God: even i don’t know who to root for

Even I don’t know who to root for by ben&scarys October 6, 2022

Talking to the root 

Another way of saying blowjob.

Marsha can't come to the phone right now because she is busy "talking to the root".

Talking to the root by Unibomber June 11, 2004

back to square root 

When starting something over again

Looks like we are back to square root

back to square root by Hdheox March 23, 2017

to the root 

going all the way balls deep into whatever it is that one is doing.

" I thought Helen would maybe let me slip in just the tip, but she grabbed my balls and yelled...put it to the root!.."

to the root by Billy Goddamn Willis April 7, 2021

To juice the root 

Verb. To engage in vigorous hand-milking whilst maintaining a firm clasp on the manhood.

To juice the root: Even though it was very humid and they were on a 10-day canoing trip, Jane milked John's root like she was back in grade school and made him very happy.

To juice the root by JohnJ555 June 28, 2011

Peasant to the square root of infinity 

One who was once the king of his job and now has been demoted to the lowest level of mankind

I used to be a director, but I am now a lab bitch, a Peasant to the square root of infinity!

Peasant to the square root of infinity by JDUB21 April 24, 2007

Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”) 

Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”)

Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”)

Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”) by Adlane33 March 13, 2021