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Verb. To engage in vigorous hand-milking whilst maintaining a firm clasp on the manhood.
To juice the root: Even though it was very humid and they were on a 10-day canoing trip, Jane milked John's root like she was back in grade school and made him very happy.
by JohnJ555 June 25, 2011

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