Roggles, otherwise known as Rochester Goggles, are invisible goggles worn my men at the
University of Rochester to make the girls instantly become better looking.
The visual effects of Roggles are roughly equivalent to 5 shots of Everclear, and a 4 Loko.
Roggles are a necessity for a male at the
University of Rochester if he wants to even consider
getting with a semi-attractive girl.